BlueAlpha14's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Flappy Bird Flash]

There are a lot of butthurt reviewers on this game. "Oh, it's too hard!!! 0 stars!" "I only got past 2 pipes 0 stars way too hard!"
First off, it's not the author's fault if you find the game impossible, it's called challenge. And it's what a lot of games lack. Second, is it really necessary to give a 0 star review over something that little? When you give a low rating, you're supposed to provide criticism instead of being blunt and saying the game is too hard so it deserves 0 stars.
Sorry for the rant, anyways, the game is nice. It's very difficult and challenging, but half a star off because it is slightly laggy.

[Crassy Room Escape]

The first level is insanely easy and the second level is insanely difficult.

[I hate Math]

I don't get why everyone hates the fast time limit. There's SUPPOSED to be a fast time limit how would it be a challenge if there wasn't? At least the game makes you think and challenges your memory. One star off because it's kinda eh. I mean, it's just missing something and I don't know what..

[Moar Moar Moar]

It was ok. I don't understand the point of going to the next level in the middle of one. I was just randomly playing and all of the sudden it said 'Level 1'. It moves very fast though. I suggest starting slow and increasingly getting faster each level.

DontComplain responds:

There's no point to it. I just wanted to add stupid commentary along with the levels. But I'll try to see if I can adjust the speed.

[A Bonte Escape]

It was alright. I mean, when you pick an item it doesn't tell you where it is. And about item doesn't help. I genuinely got lost very quickly and normally I've gotten farther in escape games. I just feel this isn't detailed enough.

[Vex]

This game has quite a few bugs, at random times it just keeps jumping or running.

[Achievement Unlocked 2]

Got all 250 medals! I wasted a whole hour but I really know the meaning of Achievement Unlocked now! *passes out*

[THERE IS NO GAME]

Hilarious and enjoyable.

[Paint-Ball]

Ok, so 1 time of playing through this and W..T...F...
First off, could the ai exist for like half a second at least? I couldn't get a single person. It may be because I don't use a mouse, but it's still ridiculous. I like the design and animation, not too shabby but I feel the paintballs could use a splattering animation of some kind. Not sure if it does that when you hit someone because the characters move faster than you can aim. I also encountered a bug where when the game was over I kept pushing menu and I couldn't get back to it, the screen just flashes and goes back to the game over screen, all I can do is shoot paintballs! So I need to refresh the page evry time I want to play again?

[Money ball]

Ok, I'm not gonna lie, this wasn't that bad of a game. The concept is original, but I feel you were extremely lazy on it.
1. Is there a reason the same buttons on the starting screen are also the same on the pause menu?
2. Did everything on there NEED to be the 100 dollar bill? It seems pretty repetitive. I mean, everything is Ben Franklin. There could've at least have been 20's as the platforms or something.
3. Level 8 has insanely low effort put into it.
4. Why is the background a bland, blue background? I mean, there could've been SOMETHING.
Overall, the game is too easy. I feel like 7 is the only challenge I had. Maybe if you add more levels and make them more difficult this will be worth a higher score.