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Apparently you can win the game by doing nothing. I really don't know what to say without just repeating everyone else. When I hear 'Toast Simulator' interrogation doesn't come to mind. The graphics were a bit better than your other game, but it looked pixelated. And all around the game was bad. As default in my reviews I give 2 stars for effort but I'm taking half a star off for bad music, a full star off for the graphics and weird buttering animation (how does butter fall off in pieces like that?), half a star off for "slightly" misleading title, and half a star off for being able to be idle, which shows there's not much of a challenge.

I had no idea what to do. There were no instructions, I didn't even know the 2 blocks standing there was the player, it looked like a camera. The human's graphics were just awful. I do agree with the fact 75 is a lot to get as rare as food falls down, but it is an original concept and deserves a couple stars for effort. Also I agree with you on thaidanh526, I can't stand when I see one-word reviews with 0 stars.

harmlessrage responds:

There is a how to play button on the main menu. So you not knowing what to do is on you. I do admit that the graphics are not good and the instructions could have been fleshed out more.

This game requires you to pixel search, and I hate pixel searching. I have to hover everywhere to find a clickable area and it's annoying. There's way too much blood when you die it's gross I almost throw up. The intro was also very laggy, it took like a minute to load and with high-speed internet and tons of free storage left on my laptop that shouldn't have been a problem. The graphics are too simple, the background is just a plain blue sky. All around, I do like the fact you have infinite lives and checkpoints. Even though that's quite a forgiving aspect the game is challenging, so in total the game is worth 3 stars. It's a promising game to say in the least.

This was hilarious. Also, I don't think the teacher is a pedophile. If the students are 18 that wouldn't be considered anything wrong.

Is there a reason the controls couldn't be on-click? I have never had such weird control in a flash game. Although I do need to give you a couple stars for effort and graphics I am taking 2 off because off the weird control and it's not a very original concept in my opinion.

This is actually a really good fighting game. However, one thing I didn't like is there were no control options. For being an arrow key player my whole life it was not easy playing with wasd control. That and the attack buttons just made it awkward. I did love the Bob Ross stage though, and the animation + graphics are really nice. It's just not friendly towards an arrow key player.

shotgun06 responds:

Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it! I'm sorry about the control scheme being for left-handed players, I'll try to update this game with customizable controls as soon as possible.

I am giving this 1 star for many reasons:
1) Why is it only in Spanish? There could've at least been a translation option, I didn't know what I was doing half the time.
2) The graphics are just horrifying. I always stand up for artists who aren't that good. But the birds look like split bananas with eyes and the humans..
3) Why doesn't the x lock-on to your cursor? Do I really need to click and drag it?
4) What's the point of the wall being there if nothing happens to it? The banana birds just stop and the humans open and close their mouths. That's an excuse for attacking?
Overall, it seems like the only good graphics were the guns.

DanielMassud responds:

this game was made in a very short time I'm already working on it to update with good graphics and gameplay note 10 wait for the new game !!!

This was actually really good but could use a bit more of a challenge.

Very challenging and educational.

I don't think it would've hurt to have some time regeneration each level. Overall this is pretty challenging and the graphics are nice.

Some dubstephile who tries his hand at making his own. I also help out reporting stolen stuff to the Audio Portal Cleanup thread. Hablo espaƱol. Pero, no soy perfecto.

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