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[Santa Goes Crazy]

Just a Pac-Man clone, eh. This game is way too impossible, not impossible but you have to try real hard and avoid the dotted potatoes. The canes do not spawn that often and the invincibility period does not last. I'm not sure if this is a feature in the game but I wish trees could regrow because once you destroy them you're out of protection. I also feel Santa Goes Crazy is a misleading title, it should've been called something that fits the game, not what happens when he eats a candy cane. However, this does have a nice retro style but I cannot pass for the insane difficulty. Thus I am rating this 3 stars. Half a star off because there's not much of a graphic. I get that this is an Atari game but it wasn't impossible for Atari to have snow. And the rest has to do with what I stated earlier in this review.

[Flying Test]

This is a pretty dope game. I like the 3D effect but I feel it could've been taken farther. Like the background could've been more galactic and there could be lines in the side to make it look like you're really moving fast through space. I did find one bug that occasionally a positive number will be right behind a negative number, not sure if that is the case but I feel it should be fixed. All around this was a very fun and enjoyable game. The graphics and bug aren't too much of an issue for me so I feel this game deserves 4.5 stars.

[Cat Advemture]

I understand not everyone is a good artist, but there was no reason to have this bad of graphics. And logically, if the sun did overheat the whole world would catch on fire, not just plants lol. Why do you fight on the sky anyways?
But that's not the reason for the low rating. I'm ok with the fact of restarting everytime, but I have to guess a lot. Well, actually not a lot since I can't get past the 3rd screen. The graphics could use some updating, and is a bit too difficult.

[Rights & Duties of Hospitalized Children]

The art was very sloppy and rushed. There shouldn't be missing spots and coloring outside the lines. The music was ok, but it's not great either. However, this is educational so I'm giving 3.5 stars.

[Super Gonad Smasher]

The game seemed like a rip-off of MegaMan with penile references. And was Tom naked? I feel this should've gotten an M rating, even if it's an 8-bit style of nudity. The game seemed a little short and if the dinosaur or whatever is the final boss (I ran out of lives and was not gonna test my patience going through all that again), then the game doesn't even take that long to complete. It's a boss rush, was there any possibility to have some sort of level inbetween? Then again, I don't know how long the game actually is. Thus I cannot completely judge the game but only judge what I played through.

PestoForce responds:

We chose to distil it down to just the boss sequence and put the time into making an over-the-top boss (a lot more fun than having a boring level in our opinion).

It is megaman-esque, but the bouncing and slamming mechanic is quite different from megaman.

No one claimed the game was "long."

The fact that you had to ask if Tom is naked is the reason we felt "T" was appropriate rather than "M."

Thanks for the review, hope it was a good "lunch break" kinda game!

[Flappy Nyan]

Oh yay more reviews I get to rant on.
When you write a bad review that has no logical reason to it you're not only hurting the score of this game but your reviews. "The original was better 1 star". How is the original better? How does the author know how he/she can make it better when you just leave 1 star and say the slightest things possible. "It's a flappy bird clone I hate it 0 stars". Ok, was it or was it not your choice to play this game? You clearly saw the title said "Flappy Nyan".
Sorry, just had to get that out. Unfortunately for me I was unable to play the game because it's stuck on one screen. I'm using Explorer on a Windows 8 laptop with Adobe Flash Player on a recent version. I'm sure the game is decent, but thus I have to take 2 stars off because I feel with the software I have it shouldn't be impossible to load the game.

[Word Search Unlimited]

It's a typical relaxing word search game, however it seems to lack originality. I do like how you can change the color of the letters because without purple I wouldn't be able to see as much as I did. Although, my biggest complaint is the music. It's just a repetitive tap and then that weird noise. Even when I'm trying to focus, that music gets in the way.

shajby responds:

Hi there, thanks for your feedback! About the music- you can always mute it by pressing the mute button.

[Upgrade Complete 2]

This was very fun and challenging. I loved the whole concept of the game. Thanks for the abundance of medals! How do I get U080?

[letters (demo)]

Nice concept but the letters fell way too fast.

[Solar System]

Umm... is this the game? It was rather interesting, I lost my planet because it fell out of orbit..